glumshoe:

My coworker and I found a mysterious wet spot on one of the benches. She turned to find a paper towel, and I bent to sniff it.

“I think it’s water,” I said. “It’s odorless. Tasteless, too.”

She wheeled around faster than I thought she could move, making a noise like a choking steam engine. “Oh, Ship, you didn’t!” 

I just grinned and winked at her.