pseudinymous:

ilikepensandships:

ceciliaspen:

dannyphandump:

dannyphantomphandom:

dannyphandump:

d-o-t-s:

daddyphannypack:

narwhalsarefalling:

daddyphannypack:

reallydumbdannyphantomaus:

danny phantom au where danny’s excuses get increasingly ridiculous as time goes on but no one questions it

mr lancer i forgot my shoes

“mr lancer i am danny phantom”

“yeah yeah just get to your seat”

mr lancer i forgot to take my clothes out of my washing machine

mr lancer i didn’t drink all my milk this morning

mr lancer i need to wash my cat

mr lancer sam is in space and i need to save her

*sam is literally right next to him*

Mr Lancer I left my happiness at home I must go get it

“Mr Lancer im dead”

“Everyone here is dead on some level, Mr Fenton. Please sit down”

“Mr Lancer the school is on fire.”

“So are you Mr Fenton if you don’t finish your homework.”