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Batfam headcanons pt.3

• Kate used to “babysit” Cass and Steph. She stopped when they set the kitchen on fire
• Tim once fell down the stairs, hitting Jason, who then pulled Damian down, who then pulled Dick down, until they were all piled on each other at the bottom of the stairs
• Barbara has a stamp collection. She’s at 1300 currently
• Stephanie accidently knocked someone out in the halls at school by flipping them over her shoulder, which Bruce laughed about when he first heard about
• Dick is the most overprotective older brother, especially when it comes to Damian and Cass
• Jason, Steph and Cass are the deadliest trio in the family
• Damian loves ice cream. Like, LOVES ice cream
• Kate is single handedly the reason the “white people cant eat hot foods meme” is dying. She puts tabasco sauce on everything
• Tim prides himself over having the most Twitter followers. He currently has 6.8 million
• Stephanie and Dick made instagrams for their alter-egos. Steph has 12.6 million followers, whereas Dick has 13.4. (Tim says this doesn’t count and that only main accounts can be eligible for most followers)
• Harper dated Helena for a while. It didn’t end very well
• All of the batkids do stupid things in hopes Bruce will tell idiotic things in the batman voice
• Duke and Barbara are the only normal family members
• Literally the only reason Vicky Vale hasnt figured out Tim is red robin is how clumsy he is at events.
• Kate has almost drunk tweeted that she is batwoman. Twice.
• Everytime Jason goes out to eat, he tell the waiter/waitress its his birthday to get a free piece of cake
• Steph sleeps on Cass’s floor almost every night. It got to the point where Alfred bought Cass a couch to put in her room for Steph